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Behind Us Forever: Kamp Krustier
“Krusty, this camp was a nightmare. They fed us gruel. They forced us to make wallets for export. And one of the campers was eaten by a bear!” – Bart Simpson “Oh my God!” – Krusty the Klown “Well,...
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Behind Us Forever: A Father’s Watch
“I have a watch with a minute hand.” – Bart Simpson “Alright, you can come. What time is it?” – Mr. Smithers “12:80. No, wait. Wait. What comes after twelve?” – Bart Simpson “One.” – Mr. Smithers “No,...
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Behind Us Forever: Looking for Mr. Goodbart
“Mr. Goodbar to the front desk. The front desk is looking for Mr. Goodbar.” – Candy Convention PA Season 28 has only a few episodes left, and the most distinct thing I can say about “Looking for Mr....
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Briefly Behind Us Forever: Moho House
“Uh, you look pretty clean. You, uh, mind if I have this dance?” – Moe “It’s all yours.” – Disgusted Woman “Okay, I won’t lie to you. A lot of people saw that.” – Homer Simpson By this time Wednesday...
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Behind Us Forever: Dogtown
“The dog has had enough excitement.” – Marge Simpson “But Marge, dogs can never have enough excitement!” – Homer Simpson Two years ago, as part of their “use our reputation to farm out work we’d...
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Behind Us Forever: The Serfsons
“I’ll go to the first aid tent and tell them to plug in ye olde stomach pump.” – Lisa Simpson NOTE: Sorry this took all week to post. I was traveling. I should start out by saying that I appreciate...
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Behind Us Forever: Springfield Splendor
“She doesn’t look sad. I don’t see any tears in her eyes.” – Homer Simpson “It’s not that kind of sad. I’m sorry, Dad, but you wouldn’t understand.” – Lisa After last week’s little experiment, it’s...
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Behind Us Forever: Whistler’s Father
“Look at those silk pillows! It’s like the set of some high class porno film.” – Marge Simpson “No, no, it’s just our basement” – Homer Simpson “Hold on, that’s our basement?” – Marge Simpson “Yes,...
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Behind Us Forever: Treehouse of Horror XXVIII (Oh, and Morgan Spurlock returns)
“Oh, dear!” – Marge Simpson “No, Mom, it counts as a hit. Dad just won the game.” – Lisa Simpson “Well, I guess he’ll be happy when he comes to.” – Marge Simpson A few quick breakdowns: I finally...
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Behind Us Forever: Mr. Lisa’s Opus
♫”Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac…” – Homer Simpson “Coming out of my 8-track…” – Marge Simpson “Michael Jackson still was black! Those were the days!”♫ – Homer & Marge Simpson Zombie Simpsons has a...
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